May 2013
1 post
April 2013
5 posts
March 2013
7 posts
anyukámon nem fognak ki a Jehova Tanúi
Jehova Tanúi: magát nem zavarja, hogy Jézus születésnapját nem az igazi évforduló napján ünnepeljük?
anyukám: nem.
Jehova Tanúi: és arról mit gondolna, ha a maga születésnapját nem azon a napon ünnepelné a családja?
anyukám: semmit. nem is akkor szoktuk, hanem amikor mindenki ráér!
February 2013
8 posts
January 2013
17 posts
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
eleanorjanestyle:
my english teacher was telling this boy in my class to start doing his homework and he was all “i can’t!” and she said “you’re a peurto rican not a puerto rican’t” and now we call him jon the puerto rican’t and he cries at school sometimes
Lol
tattoome:
Do Chinese girls get English words tattooed on their bodies?
December 2012
14 posts
